Ken's Used Car Lot

Ken the Cumbrian Handyman isn't just a handyman. He also has a lot of other side business that he's into. He does a little appliance repair on the side, and is part owner of a... how should I phrase it? An "intimate waxing" studio. You know, bikini waxes and such? The second time I met him, he told me all about his waxing studio and that he would be happy to let me enjoy his services for half price.  I was horrified beyond belief at the thought of what that transaction would be like, until I eventually realized that he wasn't offering to perform the service himself. That's his wife's job.

Anyhow, in another one of his side ventures, Ken also apparently buys and sells used cars. But since he doesn't have anywhere to put the cars while he's trying to unload them, he relys on the goodwill of others to find parking spaces.

Before we took our trip to Bath, Ken parked one of his used cars in our driveway. He said that he had cleared it with our landlord, and that it would only be there for a day. On Saturday, he promised that it would be gone.

When we got home from Bath on Tuesday, not only was the car still there, but it has also apparently met another nice car and decided to settle down and start a family. Here's the scene in our driveway now. There are four cars and a camper, none of which belong to us.

Grrr...Ken!!!!!